precumming:

cumleak:

cumleak:

precumming:

kiss me

I’ll have to ask my mum first

she said no

have her call my mom

(Source: precumming)

izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

He was adopted

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad)

spirit-worldwarrior:

komadoodle:

you know what i always thought was kinda neat

when gay couples raise children and you have to pick something other than dad or mom for the kid to call you

because obviously dad and dad or mom and mom is rly confusing for all parties

can i make my future kids call me something really cool and my wife can be “mom”

can i be like megatron

"mommy’s busy go ask megatron"

(Source: deathofthekid)

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt